Another wonderful day for fasting. About fifteen minutes before sunset I think I bit my sister until she developed a sore and bled to a coma.
Oh, no sorry, that is the mental version. In real life I just pulled myself to the table and ate 78 kilos of meat. Good God today was a hard hard fast.
And to top it all I was watching the episode of Sienfeld where they had the bet about who could hold out the longest and I laughed so much that I had an actual attack. I couldnt breathe. Things got so frantic that I had to throw myself at the corner of the sofa to force myself to breathe. Immefiately after that I fell down besides the sofa and kept laughing.
If I dont have sex soon I am going to get crazier and crazier. Damnit!
Oh and to top this all of, as if life without regular sex wasnt bad enough I have to see him,him and him on tv all day long to make it worst.
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I will go and take care of myself now. Otherwise I am just too cranky
posted by Jalal @ 22:09
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