13 Safar 1425

I am feeling thinner today. The clouds have parted and the sun shines on me. Zeus has stopped throwing his lightning bolts at me.

Then suddenly I remember I am 23 and a virgin and single and incapable of finding someone and hence without any prospects of a relation at all.

The clouds get pursed. The heaven cleaved asunder and Zeus started throwing his lightning bolts and Hermes laughes till his sides hurt.

OH MY GOD! I HAVE TO BECOME NORMAL AGAIN!!! How can I jump from the first to the third paragraph? I mean how?


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