So here we are. The ides of Zilhaj. Since the Islamic months do not fall in the same seasons I can not find an interesting thing to say about the weather on the ides of Zilhaj. So it is pretty much normal weather.
As you saw yesterday I deleted a post. I had written a long post about my first quasi sexual encounter. No No. I havent told you guys about this one yet. It will be posted inshallah in the future when I get time to write about it again. So to give you a small thing I will tell you about my first crush in university.
It was summer. It was my first semester. I had walked into an air conditioned cafeteria to see what hunks inhabit it. Me and my friend took a table and I sat with a view of the inside of the cafe. Checking out the guys that walked in. Since I was not out to my friend by this time I could not tell them the usual 1-10 ratings of the guys that walked in. I was getting bored and decided to actually pay attention to an argument going on, on our table, about pants / jeans. Then I suddenly look up and a guy is standing next to out table. And he was what I would call a '9'. And for the next one year I salivated whenever I met him. He used to wear tight shirts and he has muscle growth that would have scientists clamouring for his hormones. And he used to be 'it'. Then he left ... I didnt even get a chance to tell him how I feel about it. Thank God. With those muscles. One minute of beating would be equal to being bludgeoned by a mace for an hour. So here I sit talking about this and seeming more and more like a complete loser.
Oh and I am very excited to say that on a scale of 1 (Macho) - 10 (Effeminate) I was judged to be a 1.5. By a friend who said that the average is 4. So from now on I will not feel sorry for myself about being effeminate. This can open up a whole world of opportunities for me. I have no idea why. I am just saying it because that sentence sounds cool.
A regular reminder that my Urdu blog is here. Where I have started to try to teach Urdu as well.
posted by Jalal @ 23:37
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